Wednesday, December 17, 2008

ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS CAKE

It is important you read this recipe through to the end or results may vary.

1 cup water
1tsp baking powder
1cup sugar
1tsp salt
1cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1cup nuts
2 cups dried fruits
1 bottle Tequila

Check quality of Tequila
Take a large bowl, once again check quality of Tequila, to make sure of quality, take one cup of tequila and drink. Turn on mixer...Beat 1 cup of butter and sugar until fluffy...At this point it is best to check Tequila again...just incase. Turn off the thingy. Break 2 leggs and put in the bowl,chuck in the fruits, pick what missed off the floor and put it in..Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck pry it loose with drewscriver. Sample Tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet? Check Tequila, sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts and add a table. Add spoon of sugar, or whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn cake tin to 350f and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally throw the bowl through the window, finish the bottle of Tequila and put the stove in the dishwasher

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Merry Christmas everyone.

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